Outlaw Soaps Blazing Saddles Natural Body Wash

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  • What does it smell like? This is the smell of a Western movie: leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
  • What is this body wash? It’s a satin of suds for your shower that brings Western adventure to what might otherwise be a humdrum, ho-hum water experience.
  • Is it amazing? YES!!! It's the kind of body wash that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets fiddle about all night long.

What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like a goddamn American hero.

In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goddamn thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.

An Outlaw is too old for ‘Axe’ and too young for ‘Old Spice.’ Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.

This body wash could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This body wash is the kind of body wash that makes married men late for work. This liquid satin of suds will turn your shower into a slow-mo celebration of every. damn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.

But you don’t have to do them too fast. Finish your sexy, sexy shower first. And that’s why it’s called “the sexiest body wash ever.”

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